WTF Are Mojimons?

Mojimon
4 min readAug 16, 2021

A long time ago (like, early July 2021), in a metaverse far far away, a group of scientists 🧑‍🔬👨‍🔬 were searching for lost Mooncats. They found none.

What they found instead were these strange seeds of 👹 never before seen, yet oddly familiar. Because despite being obviously very alien and rare, they were found in a cave next to some ancient inscriptions:

ʘ‿ʘ, ( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ ), and even ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

These early inscriptions were clearly written from the before-times (2011 or something, idk), and have appeared to morph into entirely new creatures! It is believed that these Mojimons were somehow fused from various emoji’s coming together like 🧲️s into fun configurations that personify them. Here are a few such specimens:

Thankfully, the scientists were able to harvest 10,000 of these Mojiseeds last night from the cave before their moms called them 🏠 for dinner!

Early research seems to suggest these seeds will hatch into colorful, unique monsters expressing all of the emojis used by our very own keyboards. This confirms that indeed our emojis are not random but an ancient and sophisticated alphabet of visual emotions.

But wait, who really are these strange creatures? Why do they seem alive but aren’t moving much? Why do they look like they’d smoke cigarettes indoors if you left them home alone for an evening? Why do they exist and is it even safe to be around them?

To answer these and other ❓❓s, the scientists are permitting only the bravest of apes to participate in the first Mojimon clinical study. Their goal is to assess the possibility of domesticating whatever hatches from the Mojiseeds. They are sure that more Mojimons will be discovered, though none as precious and exclusive as this first batch ;). By taking these first Gen-0 Mojimons home and studying how they interact with you, we are likely to discover new things about them and achieve something really cool and potentially groundbreaking!

Already, some ℹ️ is being discovered. For one, Mojimonsters, unlike previously discovered species such as “punks” and “apes,” may be able to escape 🧑‍🤝‍🧑’s profile pictures and into their social media bios. Yes, in the actual text! This has already excited many participants eager to collect and care for them. To roll out the release of Mojimons to the public, we have crafted a fair distribution model to safely get them into your hands.

This trial includes several 🔑 phases:

Phase 0 — Early Adoption (8/18 at 12:00pm PST): We have seen bots front run humans in previous sales before. It sucks and we hate it too. Because of this, we have reserved 1000 Mojiseeds for this event at a discounted rate of 0.075eth/Mojiseed in order to guarantee our early participants fair entry into the sale. Once the Phase 1 Gen-0 Adoption goes live, we will mint them for you, then transfer them into the wallet you provided. Please do not send funds from an exchange wallet...

All you will need to do is fill out the Early Adoption form which will be released on 8/18 to reserve up to 10 Mojimons for yourself prior to the sale.

Phase 1— Gen-0 Adoption (8/25 at 12:00pm PST): Each participant will mint their desired amount of Mojiseeds. In an effort to fund our research of these monsters and keep them away from the corporate suits, we will require an adoption fee (+ gas) to secure your seeds. Here are the details:

100 — family/frens/marketing

100 —community events, raffles and giveaways

1000 —Early Adoption. Offered on 8/18 at 12:00pm PST at a discounted price of 0.075eth per Mojiseed.

8800 — reserved for the main sale at a price of 0.09eth per Mojiseed.

Phase 2 — Hatching Event:

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The Phase 2 — Hatching Event will take place as soon as the last Mojiseed is minted on the 8/25 main sale

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The Mojiseeds will hatch into Mojimons after the last seed from the main adoption sale has been minted. Because of the nature of this trial, we will need to conduct further research in order to accurately assign the rankings to the monsters. This information will be released in phase 3 along with other possible discoveries ;).

Phase 3 — Completion of Clinical Trial (To Be Announced): We will have completed our research of the Mojimons and will be able to accurately identify their rarities. We are also looking into ways to wake these creatures up, as they appear to be very sleepy.

Are you brave enough to participate?

We believe these clinical trials will lead us to many future uses and discoveries of these strange new creatures. So buckle in, it’s about to get 🤓!

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